Birth Test

Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to
the rest of your friends. Put     your number in the Subject and Pass it on!

Have fun! Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at
and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to
learn and the challenges we are facing.

To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth
date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit.

A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be,
it will just color your choice differently and give you a littleinsight.

Example: March 20, 1950
3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973
1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20
2 + 0 = 2

Keep going until you end up with a single digit number. "2" is the
Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ____
#1 THE ORIGINATOR
#2 THE PEACEMAKER
#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
#4 THE CONSERVATIVE
#5 THE NONCONFORMIST
#6 THE ROMANTIC
#7 THE INTELLECTUAL
#8 THE BIG SHOT
#9 THE PERFORMER
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
# 1 - THE ORIGINATOR: 1 's are originals. Coming up with new ideas
and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another
trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely
honest and do well to learn some
diplomacy skills. They like to take
the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the
best.
Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn:
Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.
Famous 1's: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett,
Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch.

#2 - THE PEACEMAKER: 2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of
others' needs and moods and often think of others before
themselves.Naturall yanalytical and very intuitive, they don't like to
be alone.
Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be
successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than
in anuncomfortable
relationship. Being naturally shy they
should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves
freely and seize the moment and not put things off.
Famous 2's: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas
Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

# 3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY: 3's are idealists. They are very creative,
social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but
don't always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to
great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They
should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.
Famous 3's: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith,
Karen Roundbutt, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster

# 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE: 4's are sensible and traditional. They like
order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they
are
expected to do. Theylike getting their hands dirty and working hard.
They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They
are prepared to
wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more
flexible and to be nice to themselves.
Famous 4's: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold
Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey

# 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST: 5's are the explorers! Their natural
curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water.
They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole
world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every
situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look
before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before
jumping to conclusions.
Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter,
Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and Mark Hail.

# 6 - THE ROMANTIC: 6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to
be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their
actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care
of others and to help.
They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music.
They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously.
6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and
what they cannot.
Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John
Denver, Merlyn Steep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn.

#7 - THE INTELLECTUAL: 7's are the searchers. Always probing for
hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face
value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in
life,
theydon't like to be questioned themselves. They're never off to a
fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They
come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes
as loners. They are technically inclined and make great
researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in
their own
world and should learn what is acceptable and what is not in the world at
large.
Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael Jackson,
Joan Baez, Princess Diana

# 8 - THE BIG SHOT: 8's are the problem solvers. They are
professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are
decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They
take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know
in no uncertain terms that they are the boss.
They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather
than on what others want.
Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbara Streisand, George Harrison, Jane
Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus

#9 - THE PERFORMER: 9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring
and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their
charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to
them. They have so many different personalities that people around them
have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever
changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can
suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful! they need
to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9's: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy
Carter,
Elvis Presley  

در درون سینه ام آهی نوایم میزند

کز چه مینالی چنین افگار و خسته ای پسر

دست من گیر و توکل کن سپر

در طریق معرفت خواهی که بگذاری قدم

بس که میباید جفا دید و روا داری ستم

چشم خون افشان و جانی دردمند

زین مکن اندیشه بر تو نگذرند

زخمها زان نرگس مستانه میباید کشید

جامه ها زان دردی ی فتانه میباید درید

بحرها از چون برای خاطرش باید گذشت

جامها در سر سرای خانه اش بایدشکست

عقل و علم و صبر و دانش گر کنی ره توشه ات

هیچ خواهی دست گرفتن بعد از اینها توبه ات

گر هزارو یک هنر داری مشو غره به خود

کز برای پوپکان باغ او این سیم و زر چیزی نبد

گر چو خواهی در ره توفیق بگذاری قدم

بس توکل بایدت گر میرود صدها ستم

                   ۸۵/۶/۲۳

                    حسین فلاح

سلام دوستان عزیزم . امید که حالتان خوب باشد . ضمن تشکر از خانم مریم نیک خصلت و آقای محمد سلیمانی و سایر عزیزان که گاه و بیگاه می نویسند . یه گله از سایر عزیزانی که اسمشون به عنوان نویسنده ی وبلاگ ثبت شده دارم . چرا نمی نویسید ؟ ما رو قابل نمی دونین ؟ من که میل زدم به همتون و درخواست کردم که به وبلاگتون تشریف بیارید و مطلب بنویسین یا حداقل نظر بدین .

به هرحال من یه وبلاگ شخصی دارم . خوشحال میشم که سر بزنین و نظرتون رو راجع به پست آخرم و تصمیمات اتخاذ شده که در آن قید شده . بفرمایید. آدرسش رو این زیر نوشتم  :

www.ali-yousefi.blogfa.com

وبلاگی هم واسه بچه های گیلانی که در بلاگفا وبلاگ دارن راه انداختم . اگه وبلاگ دارین . حتما یه سر بزنین و وبلاگتون رو ثبت کنین. آدرسشم این پایین هست

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به هر حال منتظر حضور سبزتون توی وبلاگ خودتون ( همین وبلاگ رو میگما !!! ) هستم .  . انشالله هر جا که هستین شاد و سالم و موید باشید

یا حق 

 به قصه های غریبانه ام ببخشایید !

که من ـ که سنگ صبورم ـ

                                  نه سنگم و نه صبور !

دلی که می شود از غصه تنگ ٬ می ترکد !

چه جای دل که در این خانه سنگ می ترکد !

در آن مقام ٬ که خون از گلوی نای چکد

عجب نباشد اگر بغض چنگ می ترکد

چنان درنگ به ما چیره شد ٬ که سنگ شدیم !

دلم از این همه سنگ و درنگ می ترکد .

طالع بينی درخت:

بر اساس تاريخ تولدتون درخت مربو طتون را انتخاب کنين و خصوصيات اخلاقی خودتون را ببينين...

1. در ساغر تو چيست كه با جرعه نخست
   
   هشيار و مست را همه مدهوش ميكنی
   
   گر گوش ميكنی سخني خوش بگويمت
   
   بهتر ز گوهری كه تو در گوش ميكنی
   
   جام جهان ز خون دل عاشقان پر است
   
   حرمت نگاه دار اگرش نوش ميكنی
   
   سايه چو شمع شعله در افكنده ايی به جمع
   
   زين داستان كه با لب خاموش ميكنی

A Persian grandma just came from Iran and wanted to
become a citizen in the United States. She took her
grandson with her to take her citizenship exam. The
immigration officer told the Persian woman that he had
to ask her 4 simple questions about America and if she
answers them correctly, she would become a citizen.

She Said, "Ok, but I no speak English, I bringing my
grandson."

The man said, "Ok, so he will translate.
Now for your first question...
1) What is the capital of America?
The Iranian woman's grandson told her, "Man kojaa
raftam daneshga?"
"Vashangton!!", said the grandma.

That was correct, now for question number 2...
2) When is Independence Day for America?
The Grandson Said, "Newman Marcoos kay haraaj daareh?"
"July Fourt!!", the grandma said.
Correct, now for question number 3...

3) Who ran for President this year but lost?
The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martikeh keh
baa dokhtareh shomaa aroosi kard, keh doosesh
nadaarin, kojaa bereh?"
She Said, "Too goooor!!!"
Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...

4) Who is the President of the United States now?
The grandson translated, "Har vaght pesaret gooz
mideh, az chish narahat mishi?"
"Boooosh!!", grandma answered.

She is a US citizen now....

Dear Tech Support:
I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialisation where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Golf 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favourite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install doesn't work on this program.
Please help !
Louis

Dear Louis, 

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to run everything. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this and it is impossible to de-install, delete or purge the program files from the system once installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0, but have ended up with even more problems. (See in manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you keep it installed and deal with the difficulties as best you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the C:\ I APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-key. It ! may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number of times, but hopefully eventually the operating system wil1 return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high maintenance program can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it consider buying additional software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not under any circumstances install Secretary (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly crash.

Best of luck,
Tech Support